Won't Someone Please Tell The Weatherman It's Christmas
By Ron and Carole Ciancioso
Verse 1
(Spoken) (phew boy, it sure is hot!)
It’s december 25th and there’s no snow around
It’s hot enough to fry an egg on the ground
They say it’s gonna be 90 or more
(Spoken) my candy canes are melting all over the floor
Chorus
Won’t someone please tell the weatherman its Christmas
Tell him we’re not livin’ in l.A.
Won’t someone please tell the weatherman it’s Christmas
Tell him to send some snow our way
Verse 2
I put on my warmest coat, hat and sweater
I was ready for a blast of stormy weather
But when I felt the heat I put my shorts on
(Spoken): I fixed a frosty drink wonderin’ where winter had gone
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Bridge
I was hopin” for a white Christmas
I got a heatwave instead
So Mr. weatherman, (spoken): I’m sending you the bill for my brand new sled
Verse 3
Santa better bring your swimsuit with you
Better pack your shades and your beach ball too
We’ll be singin’ jingle bells down by the shore
(Spoken): have you ever seen Santa with a tan before?
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Instrumental
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